terriermon:

my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass

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robert-downey-jesus:

failbag:

what if all vowels were a’s

halla yas ma nama as manaca A’m watchang saparnataral what abaat yaa

it’s like a whole new language I think I’m on to something here

#thats not a new language thats a boston accent

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Cosmo sex tip #301:

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.  

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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